This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
