turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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