i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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