I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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