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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.

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(518): View more from New York

I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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(519): View more from Ontario

ambylanc

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what?

(519): View more from Ontario

there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."

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(270): View more from Kentucky

it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??

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