Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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