wanna go halves on a baby?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
do herpes really smell.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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