Walk of Shame today included voting.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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