When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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