whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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