omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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