How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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