Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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