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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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