Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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