yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
foreskin is a definite game changer
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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