Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
