i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
