I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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