Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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