so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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