You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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