Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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