bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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