obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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