Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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