why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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