my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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