she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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