just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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