By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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