Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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