Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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