Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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