Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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