Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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