Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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