He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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