but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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