how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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