I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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what are you doing with your life
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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