They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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