Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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