Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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