You can't motorboat a personality
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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