so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Redeem this text for a blowjob
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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