good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
