I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
tell me about the fingering
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