dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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