can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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