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(812): View more from Indiana

the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day

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(601): View more from Mississippi

You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."

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(512): View more from Texas

It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.

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(775): View more from Nevada

BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS

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