Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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