I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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