The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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