hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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