when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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