Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer